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  • Wild cats are found everywhere on earth except Antarctica, Australia, and Madagascar .
  • The cat family split from the other mammals at least 40,000,000 years ago, making them one of the oldest mammalian families.

  • A cat's whiskers are genetically set. So, if a cat puts on a lot of weight, its whiskers do not grow to accommodate its new girth. This means that the cat can no longer detect its own width and might get stuck in places that are too small for its body.

  • Although this is slightly faster than a human sprinter it is quite a long way behind the greyhound, for example, which can run at speeds of 41 mph.

  • Cats have five toes on each front paw, but only four toes on each back paw.

  • Cats lack a true collarbone. Because of this lack, cats can generally squeeze their bodies through any space they can get their heads through. You may have seen a cat testing the size of an opening by careful measurement with the head.

  • Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.

  • In ancient Egypt, killing a cat was a crime punishable by death and when a family cat died, all family members would shave their eyebrows as a sign of mourning. Like the ancient Egyptians, cats were embalmed in preparation for a journey to the afterlife. They were often buried with their masters or in special cat cemeteries, along with an ample supply of mummified mice (in case they got hungry along the way).

  • Cat's aren't totally color blind as some people think; they can see green, blue and red.

  • Due to some genetic thing, all calico cats are female.

  • Catgut was often used for the strings in tennis rackets and musical instruments. However, it didn't actually come from cats but from sheep, hogs, and horses.

  • There are 30 muscles in a cat's ear that control the outer ear, as opposed to only six in humans. By rotating 180 degrees, these muscles allow a cat to hear in all directions without actually moving his head.

  • Stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.

  • Cats have a sense of smell that is fourteen times stronger than a human's.

  • There are about 244 bones in a cat's body, which is about 40 more than in the human body.

  • Although its origins are somewhat mysterious, the domestic shorthaired cat was probably first bred from the Caffre cat, a species of African wildcat tamed by the ancient Egyptians around 5000 BC (longhaired breeds may have evolved from an Asian wildcat).

  • Since earliest times, the cat's skill in controlling rodent populations has made it a practical member of the household. But it was its regal nature and beauty that helped make cats the focus of worship in ancient Egypt. Perhaps because Egyptians were sun worshipers who feared the dark and were superstitious about the nocturnal nature of cats, the cats became a subject of fascination and they were thought to have special powers.

  • The Egyptians built the sphinx, massive stone monuments with the bodies of lions and the heads of humans or other animals, as representations of their deities. The most famous Egyptian sphinx is the Great Sphinx of Giza, near the pyramids. Statues of the Egyptian goddess Bastet show her as a beautiful half woman half cat.

  • Cats whiskers can be used as an alternative sensing device in the dark. The extreme sensitivity of the hairs can register very small changes in the air pressure, enabling cats to maneuver in the dark.

  • All cats are digitigrade - they walk on their toes with the back part of the foot raised.

  • Both wild cubs and domestic cats are born with blue eyes. Color changes usually occur in the 12th week.

  • The Puma is an extremely athletic wild cat. It can jump up to 40 feet in a single leap.

  • Cats have five toes on each front paw, but only four toes on each back paw. Cats that are born with extra toes are polydactyl, or many-toed.

  • Ernest Hemingway was famous for keeping cats at his home in Key West, Florida, and many of them had six toes on their front paws.

  • A cat cannot see directly under its nose, which is why they cannot often find food dropped on the floor.

  • Cats with white fur and skin on their faces and ears are prone to sunburn.

  • While most cats like milk, they can get diarrhea if they drink too much.

  • Cats age ten years in the first six months of life.

  • Cat urine actually glows in the dark. However, you may need an UV light in order to see it.

  • It is commonly believed that cats are color-blind, but recent studies show that they can see green, blue and red.

  • Neutering a cat may extend its life some two or three years.

  • Cats must have fat in their diet, because they can't produce their own.

  • Cats can be taught to walk on leashes.

    A gender-linked gene means the tortoise-shell cat is usually female.

  • "The really great thing about cats is their endless variety. One can pick a cat to fit almost any kind of decor, color scheme, income, personality, mood. But under the fur; whatever color it may be, there still lies, essentially unchanged, one of the world's free souls." ~Eric Gurney

  • "Cats do not declare their love much; they enact it, by their myriad invocations of our pleasure." ~Vicki Hearne

  • "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." ~Robert A. Heinlein

  • "There is no 'cat language.' Painful as it is for us to admit, they don't need one!" ~Barbara Holland

  • "Even a cat is a lion in her own lair." ~Indian Proverb

  • "To please himself only the cat purrs." ~Irish Proverb

  • "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." ~Joseph Wood Krutch

  • "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." ~Joseph Wood Krutch

  • "Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time." ~Kyoya, age 9, from Advice From Kids

  • "Cats, like men, are flatterers." ~William S. Landor

  • "No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens." ~Abraham Lincoln

  • "Cats are possessed of a shy, retiring nature, cajoling, haughty, and capricious, difficult to fathom. They reveal themselves only to certain favored individuals, and are repelled by the faintest suggestion of insult or even by the most trifling deception." ~Pierre Loti

  • "I think it would be great to be a cat! You come and go as you please. People always feed and pet you. They don't expect much of you. You can play with them, and when you've had enough, you go away. You can pick and choose who you want to be around. You can't ask for more than that." ~Patricia McPherson

  • "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." ~Ernest Menaul

  • "Cats don't belong to people. They belong to places." ~Wright Morris

  • "If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse." ~Naomi, age 15, from Advice From Kids

  • "It's better to feed one cat than many mice." ~Norwegian Proverb

  • "It's easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America 's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it." ~P.J. O'Rourke

  • "The cat Bastet sat perched on the rim of the tub, watching me through slitted golden eyes. She was fascinated by baths. I suppose total immersion in water must have seemed to her a peculiar method of cleansing oneself." ~Elizabeth Peters

  • "A cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is restful just to see him." ~William Lyon Phelps


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